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The cool Cat in the Hat

By  Max Random

the rain comes down and things are cold, cold & wet

Comes a knock on my door ,and appears a lost pet

I answer the door and to my complete surprise

A cat in the hat announces out loud “I have arrived”

In each hand appears an overstuffed bag

He pushed his way in my response was quiet lagged

Oh this simply will not due this dull & dreary mood

Open up the bar lets get nice and stewed

He openly asked me -

Would you, could you, with bong

Could you would you all day long?

But yes of course I would if we had choice greenery

The Cat agreed it would much improve this scenery

He got out his cell phone making it his priority

Locating some  sticky green kush was his line of inquiry

No sooner did he hang up and put down his cell

When a van pulled up and then rang out the door bell

The cat rushed to open the door before I could react

Thing one , thing two shot in the door with a bong packed

I had never smoked from a bong

or hit after hit all day long

The cat in the hat purred -

If you never did, you should -

These things are fun and fun is good.

Thing one thing two didn’t hesitate

They breathed in deep and exhaled great

Soon it was at last my turn

Thing one thing two chanted burn burn burn

The green mist rushed & gushed over my lips

Both thing one & two watched totally transfixed

While we played one and all a fun game of puff puff pass

I must admit I was glad to meet the cool cat in the hat at long long last.

(No cats or hats, or bongs, or things were hurt while writing this story,
have fun and remember no guts no glory)
Sincerly,
Max Random 


 


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Max Random has been a medical cannabis user for 31 years for Swyer James syndrome & asthma. He fully supports legalization for the most beneficial plant in the world CANNABIS.He also supports all of the states that are fighthing to open